everyday mishappenings: youcantcancelquidditch: the assassination of franz ferdinand was...
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he was surrounded by a bunch of Twilight fans and then pushed to the front and asked him to sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire.
I strongly believe that man would actually start crying
Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.
and only one fuck was given that day
(Source: hufflepuffiansunite-in221b, via macbethlab)
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